OFFICEPOLITICS
App Store · Free

INCOMING CALENDAR INVITE

You’ve been
invited.

Five meetings. One promotion.
Bring coffee. Expect resistance.

A ridiculous iPhone game where meetings become boss fights.

Make a free boss meme

“Meetings build
character.”

iPhone · Free · U.S. App Store only

MEETING PREVIEW8 SEC · ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
HR calls it team building. The CEO calls it networking.
Actual gameplay. Questionable management.

ON THE AGENDA

  1. 1/5 · CUBICLE FARMThe Reply-All CommitteePiles on through the cubicle maze.
  2. 2/5 · HUMAN RESOURCESHRA devastating Trust Fall.
  3. 3/5 · CONFERENCE ROOM BThe VP of SynergyLaunches staples across the room.
  4. 4/5 · EXECUTIVE SUITEThe CEOGolf balls. Golden club.
  5. 5/5 · THE BOARDROOMThe BoardHostile Takeover.

YOUR NEXT FIVE MEETINGS

Same office nonsense.
Different conflict resolution.

Navigate the cubicle maze, dodge HR’s Trust Fall and the VP’s staples, and sidestep golf balls fired from the CEO’s golden club. Even the Board has a special move. Every new fight arrives as a mandatory calendar invite.

  1. Give direct feedback.

    Move with your left thumb. Attack nearby opponents, or throw a coffee mug when the conversation needs some distance. Refill at each room’s coffee station.

  2. Weaponize the paperwork.

    Land hits to charge TPS Reports, then unleash a burst of paperwork on nearby enemies. Finally, a report with impact.

  3. Improve your performance review.

    Clear each meeting for one star, with a bonus for taking no hits and another for throwing no coffee. Earn up to 15 per run, compare your last run and personal best, or practice any meeting.

SEND A MEMO

Put it in writing.
Make it ridiculous.

Pick a character, add your office joke, and send it to a coworker. Two meme creators are included in the game.

Meeting Transcript: the Thread Manager says, Let’s keep this constructive. You throw coffee. HR replies, We are documenting this as feedback.

Meeting Transcript

Choose the cast, pick an action, and use a ready-made joke or write your own exchange.

Boss Creator card for the Thread Manager. Special move: Turns a quick question into a meeting. Weakness: A question with a simple answer.

Boss Creator

Name that boss. Invent their special move and weakness. Save the card or send it through your iPhone’s share sheet.

Try the free boss maker ↗Works in your browser, anywhere. No account. HR was not consulted.

These are actual memos made in the app. Artwork is included; editing works offline. Sharing through another app may need an internet connection.

OUT OF OFFICE. STILL IN THE FIGHT.

Your next coffee break
has an agenda.

Free. Unlike the vending-machine coffee.
Considerably more conflict resolution.

Accept the invite · Free

iPhone · iOS 18 or later · U.S. App Store only.
Outside the U.S.? The boss maker works everywhere.