A VERY HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT
Take the
office back.
One floor at a time. One coffee mug at a time.
A casual 3D brawler for anyone who has survived a meeting that could have been an email. Fight your way through five office encounters. Then turn the nonsense into a meme.
YOUR NEXT FIVE MEETINGS
Same office nonsense.
Different conflict resolution.
Navigate the cubicle maze, dodge HR’s Trust Fall and the VP’s staples, and sidestep golf balls fired from the CEO’s golden club. Even the Board has a special move. Every new fight arrives as a mandatory calendar invite.
Give direct feedback.
Move with your left thumb. Attack nearby opponents, or throw a coffee mug when the conversation needs some distance. Refill at each room’s coffee station.
Weaponize the paperwork.
Land hits to charge TPS Reports, then unleash a burst of paperwork on nearby enemies. Finally, a report with impact.
Improve your performance review.
Clear each meeting for one star, with a bonus for taking no hits and another for throwing no coffee. Earn up to 15 per run, compare your last run and personal best, or practice any meeting.
SEND A MEMO
Put it in writing.
Make it ridiculous.
Pick a character, add your office joke, and send it to a coworker. Two meme creators are included in the game.
Meeting Transcript
Choose the cast, pick an action, and use a ready-made joke or write your own exchange.
Boss Creator
Name that boss. Invent their special move and weakness. Save the card or send it through your iPhone’s share sheet.
Tap either example to view it full size. These are actual memos made in the app. Artwork is included; editing works offline. Sharing through another app may need an internet connection.
OUT OF OFFICE. STILL IN THE FIGHT.
Your next coffee break
has an agenda.
Coming soon to iPhone · iOS 18 or later
Planned US price: $0.99